i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
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June 3, 2012
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June 3, 2012
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Chris “auditioning” for The Hunger Games
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June 3, 2012
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i miss the golden age of darren’s stoner tweets
and my personal favorite
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June 3, 2012
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~PurpleslyNerdic~: the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…
June 3, 2012
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June 3, 2012
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June 3, 2012
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June 1, 2012
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- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
May 31, 2012
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May 31, 2012
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So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
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May 31, 2012
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May 31, 2012
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Little Phil Coulson watching his first Captain America movie in theaters.
*Throws self off of building*
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May 31, 2012
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A Church posts a billboard apology to North Carolinians for “judgmental, deceptive, manipulative actions” done against the LGBT community with the passage of Amendment One.
BRAVO
May 31, 2012
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